Daniel Jones

Codenames: DJ, Jonesy Boy, Anakin, "That kid with a rattail"

Jersey Number: 27

Caf Food: anything off the Foreman

Favorite Throw: forehand huck down the line

In the Fall of 2006, DJ studied abroad in Australia. Unbeknownst to many of us, there he studied with the clan of Crockett, during which he learned the secret to "Ultimate" power; the ridiculous but effective rattail. Returning to Dickinson singing dirty rap songs with his new rattail fluttering behind, Jones dazzled everyone with masteries of throws and his ability to defeat opponents on the mark. Possessing the captain position over the past two years, DJ has passed down his considerable ultimate knowledge, thus ensuring the rattail isnt immediately purged from all of our memories.